Ablogmidwod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty wombat.

Ablogmidwod created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ablogmidwod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ablogmidwod, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Ablogmidwod's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Ablogmidwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not take Ablogmidwod's name in vain.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ablogmidwod.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ablogmidwod.