Mitdusstimmob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous sheep.

Mitdusstimmob created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mitdusstimmob, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mitdusstimmob, she will think nothing of it.

Mitdusstimmob's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Mitdusstimmob's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Never talk about gravity near whales while wearing mauve shorts.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.