Binlistlik is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering camel.

Binlistlik created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Binlistlik, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Binlistlik, it will curse you with boils.

Binlistlik's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Binlistlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

2. Retreat if eight birds approach from the east.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

5. Do not drink alcohol.