Ligditcipkikbaphig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain human.

Ligditcipkikbaphig created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligditcipkikbaphig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligditcipkikbaphig, she will destroy your home planet.

Ligditcipkikbaphig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ligditcipkikbaphig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

3. Always count to three before sleeping.

4. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

5. Do not keep five geese in a large pit.