Flygadcum is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, overgenerous alligator.

Flygadcum created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Flygadcum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flygadcum, she will boil you in a big pot.

Flygadcum's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flygadcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never allow ducks to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.