Gethasfed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic badger.

Gethasfed created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gethasfed, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gethasfed, it will think nothing of it.

Gethasfed's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gethasfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed cherries to capybaras while wearing pink shorts.