Cutrillcid is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witless giraffe.

Cutrillcid created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutrillcid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cutrillcid, it will cry a lot.

Cutrillcid's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cutrillcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near ants while wearing blue scarves and balancing six lead spheres on your back.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never mark doors with red.

5. Never eat corn.