Rilkadarn is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective cobra.

Rilkadarn created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilkadarn, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rilkadarn, he will turn you into a mole.

Rilkadarn's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rilkadarn's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always store tomatoes above ground.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.