Flagyarpom is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, caring tortoise.

Flagyarpom created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagyarpom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flagyarpom, she will laugh at you.

Flagyarpom's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flagyarpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic on fasting days.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Do not place lentils upon stone.

5. Never mention hamsters.