Dutnaryokjop is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, annoying tapir.

Dutnaryokjop created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutnaryokjop, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dutnaryokjop, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dutnaryokjop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dutnaryokjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Never chant in winter.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never cross mountains at midnight.

5. Always wear mauve.