Dossfebguphimcedbat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish capybara.

Dossfebguphimcedbat created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossfebguphimcedbat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dossfebguphimcedbat, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dossfebguphimcedbat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dossfebguphimcedbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.