Budjip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust coyote.

Budjip created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Budjip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Budjip, it will turn you into a hamster.

Budjip's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Budjip's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Do not record secrets concerning stars.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.