Wotmancabvan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, moody horse.

Wotmancabvan created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotmancabvan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wotmancabvan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wotmancabvan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wotmancabvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never jump in the presence of elders.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Always remove dresses before touching nickel.