Donyarltan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate crab.

Donyarltan created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Donyarltan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Donyarltan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Donyarltan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Donyarltan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Respect your elders.