Cutbellgeplarpfatlarg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy lion.

Cutbellgeplarpfatlarg created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutbellgeplarpfatlarg, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cutbellgeplarpfatlarg, she will not care at all.

Cutbellgeplarpfatlarg's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cutbellgeplarpfatlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Never wear indigo boots.

3. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.