Higwipraggesshapfit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unjust fish.

Higwipraggesshapfit created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higwipraggesshapfit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Higwipraggesshapfit, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Higwipraggesshapfit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Higwipraggesshapfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never touch ash while tainted.

5. Never allow sharks to witness sacred rites.