Badarning is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unjust salamander.

Badarning created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badarning, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Badarning, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Badarning's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Badarning's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve hats on sacred days.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Do not laugh at rivers.