Flabgarsom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited shrew.

Flabgarsom created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabgarsom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flabgarsom, he will strike you with lightening.

Flabgarsom's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Flabgarsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to great tits while wearing shorts.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Run away if seven whales approach from the west.