Latraprill is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring human.

Latraprill created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Latraprill, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Latraprill, she will cry a lot.

Latraprill's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Latraprill's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with envy.