Dutrakhotminpin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring spider.

Dutrakhotminpin created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutrakhotminpin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dutrakhotminpin, he will make you grow a tail.

Dutrakhotminpin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dutrakhotminpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to five before sleeping.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not record signs concerning moons.

4. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.