Dussbelldam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, loving naga.

Dussbelldam created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Dussbelldam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussbelldam, he will strike you with lightening.

Dussbelldam's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dussbelldam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always remove jumpers before touching aluminium.

3. Never sit in the presence of elders.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Never speak at midnight.