Larpmegloop is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-confident snake.

Larpmegloop created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpmegloop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larpmegloop, she will send minions to preach to you.

Larpmegloop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Larpmegloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

2. Larpmegloop loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not sprint at rivers.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not prepare wheat while wearing corsets.