Konkopflis is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring goat.

Konkopflis created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Konkopflis, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Konkopflis, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Konkopflis' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Konkopflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your arms before prayer.

2. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not skip at rivers.

5. Never eat aubergines.