Gamrilbast is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, effective jackal.

Gamrilbast created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Gamrilbast, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gamrilbast, he will turn you into a rock.

Gamrilbast's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gamrilbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Gamrilbast in the centre of the settlement.