Nilraksafdonhapbastfot is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid guinea pig.

Nilraksafdonhapbastfot created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilraksafdonhapbastfot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nilraksafdonhapbastfot, she will torture you forever.

Nilraksafdonhapbastfot's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nilraksafdonhapbastfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.