Bifwadpadyattdub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fussy slug.

Bifwadpadyattdub created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifwadpadyattdub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bifwadpadyattdub, it will turn you into a slug.

Bifwadpadyattdub's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bifwadpadyattdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing brown skirts and balancing seven gold spheres on your chest.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not fashion tools from carbon.