Litdubgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, conceited rat.

Litdubgeb created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litdubgeb, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Litdubgeb, he will throw large rocks at you.

Litdubgeb's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Litdubgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never stain your back with magenta.

5. Never gather eight moths in one place.