Jigbuddiss is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, humane shrew.

Jigbuddiss created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jigbuddiss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jigbuddiss, she will refuse to believe in you.

Jigbuddiss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jigbuddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never curse while facing east.

3. Erect four carbon sculptures of Jigbuddiss on top of important buildings.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never talk about dark energy near seals while wearing cyan shirts and balancing seven platinum spheres on your face.