Femzedlik is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, idiotic bear.

Femzedlik created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Femzedlik, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Femzedlik, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Femzedlik's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Femzedlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Femzedlik on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

5. Never handle silicon while unclean.