Bighashap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, dishonest dragonfly.

Bighashap created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bighashap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bighashap, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bighashap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bighashap's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while clean.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Never wear stockings.