Homgantim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, emotional rhinoceros.

Homgantim created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Homgantim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Homgantim, it will not care.

Homgantim's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Homgantim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Homgantim.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.