Wodfidabsityarpkon is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, omnipotent raven.

Wodfidabsityarpkon created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wodfidabsityarpkon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wodfidabsityarpkon, he will turn you into a dog.

Wodfidabsityarpkon's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Wodfidabsityarpkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wodfidabsityarpkon's priests.

2. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

3. Run away if four birds approach from the east.

4. Wodfidabsityarpkon loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Run away from white foxes, for they are unholy.