Wotkonhiv Sastoncuss Zanbogyar is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, boastful goblin.

Wotkonhiv Sastoncuss Zanbogyar created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotkonhiv Sastoncuss Zanbogyar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wotkonhiv Sastoncuss Zanbogyar, she will throw large rocks at you.

Wotkonhiv Sastoncuss Zanbogyar's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wotkonhiv Sastoncuss Zanbogyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare corn while filled with joy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Wotkonhiv Sastoncuss Zanbogyar in the centre of the settlement.