Targ is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, generous meerkat.

Targ created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Targ, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Targ, she will torture you forever.

Targ's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Targ's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shirts before touching gold.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Do not record signs concerning moons.