Fompopsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable eagle.

Fompopsaf created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fompopsaf, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fompopsaf, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fompopsaf's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fompopsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never record names.