Mumkembem is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, duplicitous bat.

Mumkembem created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumkembem, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mumkembem, she will torture you forever.

Mumkembem's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Mumkembem's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while blessed.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never stain your face with gray.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never wear pink shoes.