Queegteentap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, tiresome narwhal.

Queegteentap created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegteentap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Queegteentap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Queegteentap's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Queegteentap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Do not prepare grapes while filled with pride.

4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

5. Never pour water over plants.