Bomgabsogbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ruthless coyote.

Bomgabsogbarn created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomgabsogbarn, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bomgabsogbarn, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bomgabsogbarn's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bomgabsogbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Bomgabsogbarn loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near swans while wearing orange corsets.

4. Do not place coconuts upon stone.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.