Kamflabrap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise walrus.

Kamflabrap created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamflabrap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kamflabrap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kamflabrap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Kamflabrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Never wear indigo hats on sacred days.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near frogs while wearing cyan tights.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.