Arnjattitpop is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, staggering skunk.

Arnjattitpop created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnjattitpop, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arnjattitpop, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Arnjattitpop's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Arnjattitpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near mites while wearing purple shorts.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.