Ingnadvin Vedminjop Witragrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident wren.

Ingnadvin Vedminjop Witragrag created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Ingnadvin Vedminjop Witragrag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingnadvin Vedminjop Witragrag, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Ingnadvin Vedminjop Witragrag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ingnadvin Vedminjop Witragrag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

3. Erect six gold sculptures of Ingnadvin Vedminjop Witragrag on top of important buildings.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.