Stragdidnut Lakzanbimbodvidman is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent elephant.

Stragdidnut Lakzanbimbodvidman created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragdidnut Lakzanbimbodvidman, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stragdidnut Lakzanbimbodvidman, it will refuse to believe in you.

Stragdidnut Lakzanbimbodvidman's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Stragdidnut Lakzanbimbodvidman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Do not take Stragdidnut Lakzanbimbodvidman's name in vain.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Never play with disobedient children.