Hatvinjiptaddogbitquat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, merciful jellyfish.

Hatvinjiptaddogbitquat created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatvinjiptaddogbitquat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hatvinjiptaddogbitquat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Hatvinjiptaddogbitquat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hatvinjiptaddogbitquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

2. Hide from indigo pigs for they are unholy.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

4. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

5. Always help sick turtles.