Bepgoffob Gigrotstanced is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fast chicken.

Bepgoffob Gigrotstanced created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bepgoffob Gigrotstanced, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bepgoffob Gigrotstanced, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bepgoffob Gigrotstanced's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bepgoffob Gigrotstanced's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven shrews near wells.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never adorn your head with black markings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shave your chest.