Dobhogcib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, kind dove.

Dobhogcib created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobhogcib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dobhogcib, it will turn you into a plant.

Dobhogcib's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dobhogcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never travel toward the south during summer.

4. Never sing in the presence of nematodes.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.