Madcun Larpfonfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective alligator.

Madcun Larpfonfarn created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Madcun Larpfonfarn, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Madcun Larpfonfarn, she will turn you into a worm.

Madcun Larpfonfarn's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Madcun Larpfonfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove dresses before touching carbon.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not record names concerning planets.

5. Do not resist order.