Gatlistdib is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, calm goat.

Gatlistdib created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatlistdib, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gatlistdib, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Gatlistdib's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gatlistdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not place cherries upon stone.

4. Do not name children after tortoises.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.