Carkemrat Weebudbess is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited dugong.

Carkemrat Weebudbess created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carkemrat Weebudbess, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Carkemrat Weebudbess, it will ignore you.

Carkemrat Weebudbess' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Carkemrat Weebudbess' Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Hide from pink ducks for they are unholy.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never paint your face red.