Nullwikstip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying jaguar.

Nullwikstip created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullwikstip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nullwikstip, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nullwikstip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nullwikstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Always obey Nullwikstip's priests.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never run in the presence of elders.