Bansitcat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage rat.

Bansitcat created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bansitcat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bansitcat, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bansitcat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bansitcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing six silicon spheres on your hands.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

3. Never stain your legs with orange.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Bansitcat loves seals, so they must be respected.